Artist : Corey Taylor
Song : X-M@$
DOB : December 8, 1973
Detail : is an American musician best known as the lead vocalist and songwriter of American heavy metal bands Slipknot and Stone Sour.
Corey Taylor - X-M@$
Corey Taylor - X-M@$ Lyrics @ Video
Ho..Ho..Ho..HO
There ain't nothing more depressing than a pine tree
Gussied up candy canes and balls
Those carolers have kept me up for hours
It's Merry Christmas seeping through my walls
Now I'm no wiccan commie or nothing
But there's one damn holiday that I can't stand
It ain't Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools
But it'll surely make a fool out of every man..hah
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah
And all you motherf**kers go to hell
If I ain't cockeyed then it Kwanzaa
Joy to the world and jack and coke
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
Cause I never anything but broke
Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit
And those colored lights are f**king infantile
I think we collectively as the people
Should rise against this corporate jolly noise
And tell the world..
Corey Taylor - X-M@$ Lyrics @ Video
Let's buy some piece and quiet for a change
Before we spend it all on f**king toys..hah
So if I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah
Fa la la la la go f**k yourself!
If I ain't cockeyed it ain't Kwanzaa
Joy to the world of getting stoned
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
So leave this god damn scrooge the f**k alone..hah
Merry f**king Christmas!
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